There is some semi-shocking news devoloping this afternoon. As most of you know, the Cincinnati Bearcats travelled to Tampa today. There were lots of tweets about how the players landed in Tampa. We got them by Wes Richardson, Solomon Tentman, Alex Chisum, Ben Pooler, Dyjuan Lewis, RDA IV, Randy Martinez, Kenbrell Thompkins, Anthony McClung, Deven Drane, Tommy DeTempe and Reuben Johnson. Some of those are private, but they all say the same thing. Even sideline reporter Tom Gelehrter got in on the landed action, as did Down the Drive. Things seem perfectly normal, don't they? Until you see Reuben's status, which was:
@AC_8O(Alex Chisum) !RT
As you can see, Alex Chisum added an exclamation mark. Thank god we made it safe seems like a normal thing to say. Or does that mean someone else didn't make it at all?
Quarterback Zach Collaros highly visible on twitter. He's done over 1,200 tweets. He has over 2,500 followers. His life was going great. Starting quarterback at Cincinnati, 5-1 record, probably getting all the girls, doing things to change the world. That all came crashing down last night. You see, Zach posted this on twitter:
ZCollaros7 Paranormal Activity is not real. 20 hours ago
Since then, Zach has not tweeted. No one has heard from him. Do a twitter search on him and the last thing that comes up is from 23 hours ago. This can only mean one thing, and one thing only. Zach Collaros did not make the trip to South Florida because he was stolen by ghosts. Take a moment, sit down, get your bearings. Let's think about this like rational adults. Bearcats have a big trip the same weekend Paranormal Activity 3 comes out. Zach makes a comment about it not being real. Suddenly, he's vanished.
I have taken to twitter to ask UC players if Zach's disappearance was true. They have not responded. I asked Coach Jones. He has not answered. I even asked Zach himself, which was kind of stupid because he's vanished. In fact, no one from UC has said a word about this, only lending the rumors credibility.
This is obviously a nightmare scenario. You don't expect your star QB to tempt fate by taunting ghosts, and then being stolen by them. It's a horrible thing. You don't wish this on anyone. I can only assume Zach has been stolen by ghosts until we see a picture of him with a teammate. That's the only way to debunk this horrible rumor.
I imagine the ghost stealing happened like this and was very real to Zach Collaros